Desc: Ahoy the Movie: Directed by Bruce Pukema. One night at a seedy dockside pub, a crusty old pirate tries to earn a free tankard of ale by telling a scary sea story to his mates, but he is thwarted by a young sailor who claims to have already heard every story. The youngster finally goes too far when he prevents the telling of an especially risque tale, and the other pirates take their revenge.